F.A.Q. - Clever answers to age-old questions

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg, because dinosaurs roamed the earth long before chickens.

If two's company and three's a crowd, what's four and five?

Nine.

Which three states matter the most to scientists?

Gas, liquid, and solid.

When did the human species receive the first soul?

Soul, which was created by musicians, was given to the human species in c. 1970 CE.

What is the difference between medieval atheists and modern atheists?

Modern atheists' heads are still attached.